We spent a bit of time in the car on Sunday... a bit too much for the kiddos. Our return home from Illinois sounded like this:
Claudia: Turn on the light.
Mom: No.
William: Tell Claudia to be quiet.
Claudia: Turn ON the light.
Mom: Not going to happen.
Claudia: Turn on the light, turn on the light, turn on the light, turn on the light....
Mom: Why?
Claudia: I can't see my dog (as in stuffed).
William: Claudia's talking too much.
Claudia: Sophie (the real dog) is looking at me!
Claudia: Stop looking at me, Soph! Look at William (pronounced Will-YUM).
Claudia: She won't stop looking at me!
Claudia: Turn on the light.
Claudia: I SAID, "turn on the light!"
Dad: Did you say something Claudia? (responding sarcastically)
Claudia: I'm cold.
Claudia: My feet hurt.
Claudia: I need the light on.
Claudia: She's (the dog) looking at me again!
William: Claudia's still talking.
Mom: Stop talking Claudia.
Claudia: Are we in Valparaiso?
Dad: No. We just left Aunt Monica's. We're in Bolingbrook.
Claudia: We're ARE in V...a...l...p...a...r...a...i...s...o...
William: (insert sarcasm) Does this look like Valparaiso?
Claudia: Yes, this is IT! We're in Valparaiso, William.
Mom: We're not in Valparaiso.
Claudia: Turn on the light.
William: I'm sleeping.
Caludia: Your not sleeping! William, are you sleeping?
This "conversation" goes on for about an hour. William fell asleep despite Claudia's attempt to awaken him with her words. Claudia fell asleep about five minutes before we arrived home. Hope everyone had a joyous Easter!
2 comments:
First, loved the cartoon!
Second, that dialogue had me twitching...if only I couldn't relate. I HATE traveling with the kids. I always want to be this great mom and make the trip special, but I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!
I like William's approach, myself!
Mrs. Nurse Boy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok, I have to say that YOU..ARE...WAYYYY...MORE..PATIENT..THAN...ME...IN...THE...CAR...WITH..THE..KIDS!!! LMBO By the 2nd "Turn on the light" from my kids, I would have SCREAMED! LOL
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