Could This Be T-Ball?!?

Well, the Stage Family has had it's first experience with organized (cough.... cough.....) sports. William joined a intro to t-ball class at the YMCA.

It's been a laugh and a half to watch preschoolers play ball.


Imagine this scenario:

Kids enter gym and stare at each other.

Coach attempts to round them up and show them how to stretch.

Coach divides the kids into 2 teams- Cubs and White Sox. Many kids want to switch teams because they are not fans of the team they were told to be on. Coach ignores them and looks at the clock.

Coaches place the kids in their designated areas.

First base kid spins in circles with mitt on his head.

Second base, William, jumps up and down while facing backwards.

Third base begins to search for his johnson.

Outfielder is on his stomach licking the floor clean. His parents must be proud.

Coach looks at clock and shakes his head.

Cub's player hits ball off tee and runs for the ball instead of running to first base. He is taken down by William and 3 other White Sox players. Who knew t-ball was a contact sport?

Third base found his johnson.

Outfielder just turned into Kung Fu Panda. He's trying to chop up William. William kicks him. Coach intervenes and Kung Fu stops. Coach turns to look at the clock begins to rub his temples. Kung Fu is back in action.......

Another hit. The runner makes it to first base without any injuries. She then begins to do the Charelston on the base. Maybe she thought it was dance class.

Third base really likes his johnson. He is totally playing with his own bat and balls!

Kung Fu Panda slightly wets himself. He doesn't appear to notice.

Coach looks at clock.

William and another player have assumed the Sumo position. They are facing each other, ready to take the other down........

This goes on for an hour! Way tooo long for little preschoolers. However, it did provide us with a lot of laughs! Can't wait for soccer season to start!!!!!!!!!!!!